So I can't find any iron anywhere, which seriously sucks. Might have to settle for bronze/what I can get off the wagons.
Speaking of wagons, some hippies came to my fortress today. I was offering them a ~600 money profit, but they kept demanding a fucking ~2000 profit. Eventually I decided I'd had enough so I just had my troops kill them and I took their goods. Screw 'em.
I was doing some fiddling with the lazy newb settings, trying to make kids a little rarer. Instead I made it so migrants NEVER bring kids with them by accident. I'm A-OK with this XD
Let's just say that the head of my fortress forbade foreign kids XD
A vampire got into my fortress, but I managed to seal her off in an isolated area. She's been there, alone, for months, but she's ecstatic that nobody got around to punishing her for killing one of my carpenters.