by Guest Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm
9/11 and dead baby jokes are soooo 10 years ago...
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Joke Thread!
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9/11 and dead baby jokes are soooo 10 years ago...
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I told a girl she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
She looked surprised.
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Amazing!
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness.
This is the most amazing list i have ever seen.. lol
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness.
This is the most amazing list i have ever seen.. lol
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"Mom, why did you name me Petal?"
"Because a Petal fell on your head when you were born."
"Mom, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
"MY FAVORITE COLOR IS POTATO"
"Shut up, Brick!"
"Because a Petal fell on your head when you were born."
"Mom, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
"MY FAVORITE COLOR IS POTATO"
"Shut up, Brick!"
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the tim, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him...
A suoer calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
A suoer calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
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The Result of Nutrition Class:
If Jack Black took drugs he'd be Jack Crack.
If Jack Black was trapped in a paper bag he'd be Jack Sack
If Jack Black wanted to play a card game, he'd play Black Jack
If jack Black were an anti air cannon he'd be Jack Flak.
If Jack Black had sexual intercourse with a duck he'd be Jack Quack.
If Jack Black had bigger tits he'd be jack rack.
If Jack Black collected little glass trinkets he would be Jack NickNack
If Jack Black was an old fashioned parent he'd be Jack Smack
If Jack Black used a pc he would be Jack Mac
if Jack Black got into the CIA computers undetected he'd be Jack Hack
If Jack Black was a Negro, he'd be black black
if there was one jack black on top of another jack black he would be jack stack
If Jack Black was a Scott, his name would be Jack McBlack
If Jack Black were a sprinter he would be Jack Track
If Jack Black vibrated faster than the speed of sound, he'd be Michael J. Fox. Because of Parkinson's.
If Jack Black invented a portable flying device, it'd be a Jack Pack.
If Jack Black had an aweful taste in music, he'd be Jack Nickelback
If Jack Black didn't brush his teeth he'd be Jack Plaque.
If Jack Black was the baby from 'The Incredibles', he'd be Jack Jack Jack
If Jack Black was a bag of chips, he would be Jack Snack
If Jack Black had ink he'd be Jack Tat.
If Jack Black put himself in a barrel with a pump and spigot, then we'd have Jack Black on tap
If Jack Black took drugs he'd be Jack Crack.
If Jack Black was trapped in a paper bag he'd be Jack Sack
If Jack Black wanted to play a card game, he'd play Black Jack
If jack Black were an anti air cannon he'd be Jack Flak.
If Jack Black had sexual intercourse with a duck he'd be Jack Quack.
If Jack Black had bigger tits he'd be jack rack.
If Jack Black collected little glass trinkets he would be Jack NickNack
If Jack Black was an old fashioned parent he'd be Jack Smack
If Jack Black used a pc he would be Jack Mac
if Jack Black got into the CIA computers undetected he'd be Jack Hack
If Jack Black was a Negro, he'd be black black
if there was one jack black on top of another jack black he would be jack stack
If Jack Black was a Scott, his name would be Jack McBlack
If Jack Black were a sprinter he would be Jack Track
If Jack Black vibrated faster than the speed of sound, he'd be Michael J. Fox. Because of Parkinson's.
If Jack Black invented a portable flying device, it'd be a Jack Pack.
If Jack Black had an aweful taste in music, he'd be Jack Nickelback
If Jack Black didn't brush his teeth he'd be Jack Plaque.
If Jack Black was the baby from 'The Incredibles', he'd be Jack Jack Jack
If Jack Black was a bag of chips, he would be Jack Snack
If Jack Black had ink he'd be Jack Tat.
If Jack Black put himself in a barrel with a pump and spigot, then we'd have Jack Black on tap
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So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse, unable to understand english shits on the floor and leaves.
The horse, unable to understand english shits on the floor and leaves.
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Is it your goal to eventually post your entire screensaver?
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"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Billy."
"Billy who?"
Billy then walked away sadly, faced with the reality that his grandmother's Alzheimer's had now progressed to the point that she no longer recognized him...
"Who's there?"
"Billy."
"Billy who?"
Billy then walked away sadly, faced with the reality that his grandmother's Alzheimer's had now progressed to the point that she no longer recognized him...
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Baby T wrote:https://i.imgur.com/PqmnuG2.jpg
I gotta save that one for when I'm on LoL forums XD
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@Ippy. Sucks that you link to that picture is broken.
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That made my morning.