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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:11 pm

    The ability to know what color something is by touching it.

    Ability to sneeze without closing eyes.

    The ability to create tiny tiger figurines at the expense of your own health.

    Ability to make a lasagna smell like paint.

    Ability to shit gold coins but when they are touched by humans they turn into shit again.


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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:42 pm

    The abillity to make every hot wheels car you see to big for the track.

    The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

    The ability to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

    The ability to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

    The ability to see into the past exactly one second.


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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:54 pm

    The ability to create irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

    The ability to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

    The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

    The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want

    The ability to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

    The ability to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.


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    Post by Ippy on Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:18 pm

    A number of those aren't totally useless, you could always sell cotton balls and gummy bears. Hell any of the ones which create matter for that case. What happens when you process the gold coins into something else via machines? You could lure gorillas for some concievable benefit, and teleporting to the Taj Mahal is the best escape mechanism evah., especially if you set it up to where your generally expected and transportation and/or food/entertainment are awaiting you.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:07 pm

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