For a while I've been wanting a place to share and talk about the teachings of God, various holy books and special little cherry picked bits of scripture that always just warm me up on the inside. I'll be posting my edgy religious vids and me-mes here from now on.
How to clean up your spirit after recovering from leprosy:
So, in order to return to society after recovering from skin disease you need to get a holy man to slaughter a poor bird in a bowl while standing over water so that they can then fashion the weirdest paint brush made by binding a plant and a live(and probably very confused) bird to a stick with yarn so that they can then dip this morbid brush into bloodybirdywater and attempt to spray you with it from a distance by swinging it around like a fucking magic wand.
How to clean up your spirit after recovering from leprosy:
- Leviticus 14:
- Then the LORD said to Moses, “This is the law of the one afflicted with a skin disease on the day of his cleansing, when he is brought to the priest. The priest is to go outside the camp to examine him, and if the skin disease of the afflicted person has healed, the priest shall order that two live clean birds, cedar wood, scarlet yarn, and hyssop be brought for the one to be cleansed.
Then the priest shall command that one of the birds be slaughtered over fresh water in a clay pot. And he is to take the live bird together with the cedar wood, scarlet yarn, and hyssop, and dip them into the blood of the bird that was slaughtered over the fresh water. Seven times he shall sprinkle the one to be cleansed of the skin disease. Then he shall pronounce him clean and release the live bird into the open field.
So, in order to return to society after recovering from skin disease you need to get a holy man to slaughter a poor bird in a bowl while standing over water so that they can then fashion the weirdest paint brush made by binding a plant and a live(and probably very confused) bird to a stick with yarn so that they can then dip this morbid brush into bloodybirdywater and attempt to spray you with it from a distance by swinging it around like a fucking magic wand.
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