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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:59 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs between two buildings?

    Ally
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:59 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs on a tennis court?

    Annette.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:00 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs on your living room wall?

    Art.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:01 pm



    ...What if he doesn't have a tongue?

    Tasteless Art.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:01 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?

    Bill.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:02 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a stream?

    Brooke.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:03 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a tiger cage?

    Claude.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:04 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs buried six feet under?

    Doug.


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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:04 pm



    ...Buried three feet under?

    Douglas.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:05 pm



    What do you call a person with no arms and no legs under a bed?

    Dusty.


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    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:06 pm

    dude

    WTF


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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:07 pm



    Armless and legless jokes not cutting it for you? Alright then,

    Why don't snakes have balls?

    Because they can't dance.


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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:08 pm



    Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?

    He won a no-bell prize.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:09 pm



    Why did the scarecrow win an award?

    Because he was outstanding in his field.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:11 pm



    The other day I was in this bar, and all of the sudden a bear walked in. He looked to the bartender, and said "Give me a bourbon and... coke."

    The bartender, confused, glares at him and asks "Why the huge pause?"

    The bear looks back and replies "I've had them all my life."


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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:12 pm



    When I was younger, this one kid sitting next to me in first grade actually pissed himself!

    I'll never forget the look on his face when the teacher told him "Urine trouble!"


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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:13 pm



    What does Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

    Their middle names.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:14 pm



    Did you hear about that new movie Constipated?

    Probably not, it hasn't come out yet.
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    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:16 pm



    Did you guys hear about that actress that tried to stab herself? It was all over the news the other day...

    Shit, what was her name? Reese something... Anyone know?
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    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:09 pm

    Why did the clown fall off the swing set?
    because he was shot in the face 8D


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    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:10 pm

    Whats the difference between 1000 dead babies and a farrarhi? I don't have a farrarhi in my garage


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    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:11 pm

    What is Alkaida's favourite football team? The New York Jets


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    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:25 pm

    What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
    "It's Raining Men"


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    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:25 pm

    What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
    The 91st floor.


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    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:26 pm

    Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.


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