1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

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    Elit3Fla5h

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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:05 pm

    Bigger puppies.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Ippy on Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:34 am

    Kill it with fire!
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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:34 pm

    Nailed to a clock with its spine attached to the minute hand and its head to the hour hand.


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    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:30 pm

    How the fuck does that work?

    Not taking them to the doctor when they get an erection that lasts longer than four hours.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:07 pm

    I have no idea how that works to be honest, but im just going to say it snaps its spine slowly as the time changes.

    Give it to Rossie O'Donnell, she'll eat it.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:59 am

    Have them raped by a horse.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Boxpopper on Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:08 pm

    Hypnotize Blaize and force him to feed the puppy a time bomb shaped like a strawberry.
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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Ippy on Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:30 pm

    Well if its shapped so sweetly need I be hypnotized?
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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:34 pm

    Have them work with tech support over the phone with a guy who is failing at english.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:38 pm

    Have them be a door to door preacher in a gnag neighborhood


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:29 pm

    Have them snort fire ants.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:28 pm

    I push forward a vote to change the object of our sick imaginations from puppies to kittens. All those in favour say Aye.

    Aye!


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Ippy on Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:58 pm

    Puppies are lol. Kittens are just sick.

    Nay!
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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Rock'emSock'emRabbi on Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:14 pm

    100% agreed wif Blaize

    Nay


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:20 pm

    Nay


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:20 pm

    Beat them with kittens.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:45 am

    I hate cats...


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:54 am

    Lol.
    Hang them with a cats severed tail.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:20 pm

    Skin them and make a hat


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:53 pm

    Blow them up with a ICBM.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:32 am

    Have them play Duke Nukem Forever.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:19 am

    have them play Superman64


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:46 am

    I remember that crapy game, omg.
    Shoot them out of an air lock while in space.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by LokiLeader on Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:10 pm

    Flush them into the septic tank of an airliner and release the load so it solidifies from the cold air.


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    Re: 1,000 ways to kill puppy dogs

    Post by Elit3Fla5h on Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:05 pm

    Make them crowd surf on unicorns.


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