by LokiLeader Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:02 pmalso i have a 4 cards for your enchantment deck. 2 ancestral masks and 2 spidersilk armors
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Oooooo, those would be great.
and his IP?
and his IP?
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>Find Money
>Going to get new Game
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
>Going to get new Game
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
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I never thought just one picture could make me to hate a game sooo much...
Elit3Fla5h- Posts : 1492
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The Good: New Fable game coming out.
The Bad: Origonally creater left lionhead studios.
The Ugly: The game is controlled with JUST the Kinnect.
The Bad: Origonally creater left lionhead studios.
The Ugly: The game is controlled with JUST the Kinnect.
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Elit3Fla5h wrote:The Good: New Fable game coming out.
The Bad: Origonally creater left lionhead studios.
The Ugly: The game is controlled with JUST the Kinnect.
That sounds like Bad, Good, Ugly to me...
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Your alive!
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And so far the Kinect has not proven to be a good device to controll an entire game, escpecially an RPG.
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What game are you referring to?
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*Returning To this Thread's roots*: Dead Island Fucking Sucked.
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Dead Island was four player Co-op so it automaticaly gets three out of 5 stars by default.
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Best Skyrim mod video ever.
I CANT GET THE SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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The game is called Vessel, its a puzzle game about an scientist and his invention calld Fluros. These Fluros are made from any liquid like lava or an explosive chem and different fluros do different things such as push buttons or run away from the dark.
Manipulate the enviroment to get a Fluro to pull that lever, or smash a lava and a water Fluro into eachother to create steam to power that engine.
The game is called Vessel and it is for the PC.
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